Ticket 13: Dumb and Dumber

The Pitch: Dirty Rotten Scoundrels meets Two Wild and Crazy Guys.
Influence: Dumb and Dumberer, Tomcats, 
Price of Admission: $3.50
When: December 30th, 1994 at 1:45 pm
My Age: 13
Quote: No, it's a cardigan but thanks for asking. - Harry Dunne.

Hilarious and classic. And seen when on the cusp of turning 14. I didn't even know what cusp meant back then. But I did know that a cop drinking piss out of a beer bottle was funny as shit. 

One of the many laxative-spiking movies. Others on the list:
1) The 3 Ninjas
2) The Pope Of Greenwich Village
3) American Pie
4) To Be Updated as I remember more...

Synopsis: Harry and Lloyd are morons. Harry (Jim Carrey) intercepts a briefcase full of ransom money and gets Lloyd to help him to return it to Carrey's future wife/ex in Aspen. Becomes a road trip movie and then a love triangle movie. The kidnappers are after the naive duo. The FBI helps out even if they put Carrey's kevlar-less face in danger.