Ticket 185: Bad Boys II

The Pitch: 48 Hours meets Scarface
Influence: Hot Fuzz
Price of Admission: Free Pass
When: August 3rd, 2003 at 7 pm
My Age: 22
Quote: Shit just got real. - Detective Marcus Burnett

Ticket 184: Gigli

The Pitch: Married to the Mob meets Chasing Amy

Influence: Gone Baby Gone
Price of Admission: Free Pass
When: August 2nd, 2003 at 9:55 pm
My Age: 22
Quote: Gobble, gobble. - Ricki

Ticket 183: Capturing The Friedmans

The Pitch: Sleepers meets Stephen King's It
Influence: Deliver Us From Evil
Price of Admission: Free Pass
When: August 1st, 2003 at 10:00 pm
My Age: 22
Quote: They're harassing my father for no reason at all. - David Friedman

Ticket 182: Pirates of the Caribbean

The Pitch: The Pirates of Penzance meets Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Influence: Battleship, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Price of Admission: Free Pass
When: July 16th, 2003 at 7 pm
My Age: 22
Quote: But why is the rum gone? - Jack Sparrow

Ticket 181: 28 Days Later

The Pitch: Outbreak meets Dawn of the Dead
Influence: Dawn of the Dead (remake), Zombieland
Price of Admission: Free Pass
When: July 5th, 2003 at 4:30 pm
My Age: 22
Quote: REPENT/THE END IS/EXTREMELY/FUCKING/NIGH - Writing on the wall

Ticket 180: Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines

The Pitch: T2: Judgement Day meets The Matrix
Influence: Terminator: Salvation, X-Men: The Last Stand
Price of Admission: $7.50
When: July 2nd, 2003 at 10:15 pm
My Age: 22
Quote: I'm back. - Terminator

Ticket 179: Bukowski: Born Into This

The Pitch: Barfly meets Tales of Ordinary Madness
Influence: Factotum, Bad Santa
Price of Admission: $7.50
When: May 26th, 2003 at 10:10 pm
My Age: 22
Quote: My doctor told me take one more drink and you're dead. See doctors lie all the time. - Charles Bukowski

Ticket 178: The Italian Job

The Pitch: Ocean's 11 meets Rififi meets The Truth About Charlie
Influence: Ocean's Thirteen
Price of Admission: Free Pass
When: June 19th, 2003 at 9:30 pm
My Age: 22
Quote: I am the Napster - Lyle

Ticket 177: Spellbound

The Pitch: Little Man Tate meets Magnolia
Influence: Little Miss Sunshine, Akeelah and the Bee
Price of Admission: $6.00
When: June 14th, 2003 at 12pm
My Age: 22
Quote: [pointing to the boom microphone] Is this thing edible? - Harry Altman

Ticket 176: The Godfather

The Pitch: Scarface: The Shame of a Nation meets Bonnie & Clyde

Influence: The Sopranos
Price of Admission: N/A
When: Spring 2003 on a Sunday afternoon at the Tennessee Theatre in Knoxville, TN
My Age: 22
Quote: Well, let me tell you something, my kraut-mick friend, I'm gonna make so much trouble for you, you won t know what hit you! - Jack Woltz

Ticket 175: Sonic Youth

The Band: Sonic Youth

Sounds Like: Glenn Branca meets Mission Of Burma
Opening Band: Portastatic
Price of Admission: $20.00 Fee: $3.75
When: June 12th, 2003
Venue: The Orange Peel in Asheville, NC at 9pm
My Age: 22
Highlight: 5 minutes straight of sheer drumstick on guitar noise.
Setlist:
Cotton Crown
The Empty Page
Catholic Block
Rain on Tin
Eric's Trip
Plastic Sun
Radical Adults
Shadow of a Doubt
Karenology
Schizophrenia
Drunken Butterfly
Sympathy For The Strawberry
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Disconnection Notice
Mariah Carey & The Arthur Doyle Handcream
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Sugar Kane

Ticket 174: Beck

The Band: Beck
Sounds Like: Beastie Boys meets Bob Dylan
Opening Band: Dashboard Confessional, The Black Keys
Price of Admission: $25.00 + $3.50 S.C.
When: May 28th, 2003
Venue: The Wolf Trap Foundation in Vienna, VA at 7pm
My Age: 22
Highlight: Beck still pulling off the splits.
Setlist:
Loser
Novacane
Mixed Bizness
Lord Only Knows
The New Pollution
Get Real Paid
Nicotine & Gravy
Paper Tiger
Guess I'm Doin' Fine
Lost Cause
Lonesome Tears
Tropicalia
Hotwax / Hot In Herre Medley
Broken Train
Sissyneck
Milk & Honey
Pressure Zone
Where It's At / High 5 (Rock the Catskills) Medley
The Golden Age
It's All In Your Mind
Sunday Sun
Devils Haircut

Ticket 173: Bruce Almighty

The Pitch: Oh, God meets Dogma meets Ace Ventura
Influence: Evan Almighty
Price of Admission: $7.50
When: May 26th, 2003 at 10:10 pm
My Age: 22
Quote: [referring to the seven fingers on Bruce's right hand] I did the same thing to Gandhi, he didn't eat for three weeks. - God

Ticket 172: The Real Cancun

The Pitch: The Real World meets Girls Gone Wild

Influence: Jackass 2.0
Price of Admission: $2.00
When: May 25th, 2003 at 7:45 pm
My Age: 22
Quote: I just want to see some boobies. - Alan Taylor